Social Media Manager/Shitposter @ Fun Ecom Co | Great People & Flexible Hours
Job Description
Is This the Social Media Opportunity You’ve Been Waiting For? (Probably Not, But Read On…)
Are you a digital native fluent in the language of memes and GIFs? Do you secretly judge brands for their subpar social media presence? Then you might just be the Social Media Specialist we’re reluctantly seeking. Yes, reluctant. Because we actually like our team and hiring someone new feels… risky.
About Us (Prepare for Honesty)
We’re not your typical corporate drone factory. We value authenticity, results, and a healthy dose of irreverence. We believe happy employees lead to happy customers (and a happy bank account, obviously). We’re a fully remote team with flexible hours. Forget pointless meetings and sucking up to the boss; your output speaks for itself.
Intrigued? Or terrified? Learn more about our bizarre culture (and our award-winning website from 1993) here: JLSTradingCo Careers Page. Check out our Google, Glassdoor, and Indeed reviews to see if we are telling the truth!
What We Do (It’s a Little All Over the Place)
We juggle multiple ventures, including:
- Selling delightfully odd consumer products (like Bad Parking Cards, Beverage Barricades, and… well, never mind).
- Running PPCFarm.com, a seriously awesome Amazon Pay-Per-Click (PPC) agency. We’re kinda a big deal in the PPC world.
- Launching a cutting-edge SaaS product for inventory management (coming soon!).
We’re growing rapidly and need talented individuals to help us keep pace. Think you can hang?
What It’s Like to Work Here (Brace Yourself)
- Be Yourself: No fake professional personas required. Smack talk the CEO if you want (seriously, it’s encouraged).
- Career Growth: We’re aiming for $100 million annually and promote talent quickly. Credentials are less important than results.
- Remote & Flexible: Work in your pajamas, on your schedule. As long as you deliver, we’re happy.
- Work/Life Balance: Over 45 hours a week? We’ll have a friendly chat. Rest is crucial.
- Anti-BS: Speak your mind. No bureaucratic red tape.
- No Micromanagement: We trust you to do your job. If you need constant hand-holding, this isn’t the place.
- No Toxic People: We actively screen for and quickly remove negativity.
- Supportive Environment: Minimal internal politics. We want you to succeed.
- Regular Raises: We proactively reward performance. Expect frequent bumps.
- Training Investment: We encourage continuous learning and improvement.
- Generous Vacation: 4-6+ weeks to recharge. We insist.
- Paid Leave: Including meetings skipped during labor. Seriously.
- Self-Funded: We make decisions for the long-term, not to appease investors.
Our Values (For Real This Time)
Check them out here: JLSTradingCo Careers Page. We promise they’re not the usual corporate jargon.
Okay, What’s the Actual Job?
Fine, fine. You’ll be helping us transform our social media from “meh” to “amazing” (or at least “pretty good”). This involves:
- Engaging with our audience: replying to comments, shitposting with strategic intent, and generally creating raving fans. Witty Yeti will be your primary focus initially.
- Social Media Growth: Implementing creative ideas and trends. We’re not asking you to make viral videos (unless you want to), but to contribute to brainstorm sessions.
- Social Media Generalist: Be the person that keeps up with the trends, and engages with followers in a timely fashion.
Experience Needed? (Sort Of)
Do you have a pulse and a sense of humor? Good, you’re halfway there. We value potential over pre-existing knowledge. If you’ve never done social media before, don’t sweat it. We’ll teach you. We are looking for creative individuals who are ready to roll up their sleeves, and think outside the box!
Education Required?
Just be awesome.
Location Restrictions?
As long as you’re not in a country sanctioned by the US government, we’re interested. Our founder doesn’t love government overreach, but they do have the guns…
Our Social Media Accounts (For Research Purposes)
Here’s a taste of what we’re currently doing:
Know Social Media but Haven’t “Run” It Before?
As long as you’re willing to learn (because we’re clueless), you’ll be fine. We’ve hired plenty of people with zero experience and they’ve thrived.
Still Skeptical?
Join the club. We get this a lot. But seriously, it’s not a pyramid scheme.
How to Apply (The Moment of Truth)
Submit your information here. We promise to respond within 5-10 business days (even if it’s a “no”). Be prepared for multiple steps: a long written application, interviews, and paid work tests. We take hiring seriously. Thanks for your patience and interest. We’re excited to hear from you!
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